Define: Hoonage.

According with the Australian Parliament - the official anti-hoon body in the world, as everybody knows, hooning occurs when:
(a) the vehicle is being used to race another vehicle;
(b) the vehicle is being used in an attempt to establish or break a speed record;
(c) the speed, or the acceleration, braking or steering capability, of the vehicle is being tested or contested in any way;
(d) the skill of the vehicle’s driver is being tested or contested in any way;
(e) the vehicle is driven in a manner that causes smoke to come from one or more of the vehicle’s tyres or a substance on the driving surface; or
(f) the vehicle is driven in a manner that causes one or more of the vehicle’s driving wheels to lose traction with the driving surface.

This clearly is hooning as itis some kind of speed record for stupidty and tractors!

(source,: the Anti-Hooning laws of Western Australia [www.parliament.wa.gov.au]


[From Jalopnik commenter sngd]